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REST AUTHORIZED · SNACK LEVELS UNDER REVIEW · CASE REMAINS OPEN · NEW FILINGS AVAILABLE · NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION REQUIRED.

REST AUTHORIZED · SNACK LEVELS UNDER REVIEW · CASE REMAINS OPEN · NEW FILINGS AVAILABLE · NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION REQUIRED.

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To Have and To Hold/Scold Tee

Take Joy in Noticing Small Details of Beauty and Wonder Tee

Ice Cream After Sex Tee

Save for Future Evidence Magnet

This Matter Has Been Moved to a Different Pile Magnet

License to Snack Tee

Snack Levels Insufficient Magnet

Official Comforting Device Pillow

Permit to Rest Candle

The Calendarization Engine™ // An Operational Framework

The Financial Triage Engine™ // An Operational Framework

The Botanical Assemblage™ // An Operational Framework

The Minimalist Copywriting Engine™ // An Operational Framework

Pelvically Curious About You — Bureau des Corps Tee

No Time to Be Timid Tee

Microdose the Fun Tee

Cha Siu Bao Tastes Better Than a Hamburger Tee

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